Thanking you in Advance.

Mr Key.

For my new fatter paycheck! Oh yeah! I'll be one of the thousands of earners out there cashing in my extra $18 a week, stimulating the economy and feeling super secure that Mr Key is leading us into a new era of financial well-being.



Oops I forgot, that $18 was a made-up figure (remember - National promised $50 a week as opposed to Labour's $32 before the election). In actuality, I will have zero more dollars in my pay packet. Fuck, that is so much fatter! Wow! Middle New Zealand - when you prosper, so do I!


Next time I'm voting ACT, maybe they can promise a bigger increase and not deliver on that one either, 'cos that's what expected of politicians.

Mr Key, you've had your turn.